Relationship and Child

A relationship is like a wayward child and it takes a great parent to deal with it. Since I've only remotely dreamt of being a parent to a child I may as well go on keeping baby dolls. Or teddies. Plastic in the form of human faces give me the creeps. I also can't deal with animals cos I'll cringe at the thought of having to communicate with them. I mean, it's not like real dogs can speak, and when I try to look into whatever eyes, I can only see pupils, and the reflection of my face. If you look it up in Wikipedia you'll know it's called zoosemiotics. It's so difficult I can't even pronounce the word.